1 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:42,959 Christ! 2 00:01:46,799 --> 00:01:48,719 I can't believe this. 3 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:51,560 -Look at this, for your back. -Have you seen this? 4 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:54,200 Put that down, for God's sake. 5 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,079 -It's for your back. -Valero, look. 6 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,959 -See how nice this smells? -Don't talk nonsense. 7 00:01:59,039 --> 00:02:00,680 It's one of those hippy candles. 8 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,040 Put it down. Look at the state of this. 9 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,079 That's very tight. 10 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,920 There's a blockage inside. 11 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,478 The bit at the top was full of limescale. 12 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,039 This is really clogged up. 13 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,240 You won't get that out. 14 00:02:17,319 --> 00:02:20,199 -It won't come out, will it. -Yes. See? 15 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,039 That's disgusting! 16 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,919 I can't stand it. 17 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:37,560 THE ODD-JOB MEN 18 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,319 Hi, good morning. Excuse me. 19 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,240 Is there anyone in this office next door? 20 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:11,800 -Is what? -Is there anyone... 21 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,478 -Is there anyone in the...? -Yes, but it's the same office. 22 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,719 -What do you want? -I have a job interview. 23 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,159 I don't think so. We don't need anyone here. 24 00:03:20,759 --> 00:03:24,000 Well they sent me a message, to come... 25 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,039 -To come here? -Yes. 26 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,520 I don't think so. 27 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,478 -Who sent the message? -A woman. 28 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:38,000 Are you sure this isn't Instalaciones Lucía? 29 00:03:38,079 --> 00:03:40,599 This isn't Instalaciones Lucía. 30 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,360 You must have got mixed up. This is Instalaciones Losilla. 31 00:03:45,439 --> 00:03:47,000 Losilla, sorry. 32 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,680 -Instalaciones Losilla. -No, not Lucía. 33 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,960 -Losilla, Losilla. -No, not Lucía. 34 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:53,879 -Losilla. -Losilla... 35 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,360 It's not my problem if you don't speak Spanish. 36 00:03:57,439 --> 00:04:00,039 Losilla. Not Instalaciones Lucía. 37 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,879 I'm busy, I can't... 38 00:04:03,479 --> 00:04:04,759 Any trouble getting here? 39 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,919 -No. -No? 40 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 No, I found you... 41 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:10,759 I was afraid I didn't explain it properly. 42 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:22,360 Do you have a driver's licence, Mohamed? 43 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:23,959 Yes, I have a licence. 44 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,759 -And your own vehicle? -No. 45 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:28,800 Well, that's not a problem. 46 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,439 Move over. 47 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:37,399 You're more an electrician than a plumber? 48 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:38,519 Yes. 49 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,240 Do you work with distribution panels and control panels? 50 00:04:41,319 --> 00:04:42,839 Yes, I install them. 51 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,360 But I don't do wiring diagrams. 52 00:04:44,439 --> 00:04:46,360 -You don't do diagrams. -No. 53 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:52,759 -I like this guy's CV. -You like him, but you've lost the plot. 54 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,360 -The point is I like him. -But he'll work with me. 55 00:04:55,439 --> 00:04:58,279 -But I'm the boss. -Then do what you like. 56 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,639 Of course. 57 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,959 Here's the timesheet. 58 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,120 -See you later. -See you later. 59 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,720 When I was a kid, I used to spy on the neighbours. 60 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,079 At night, playing hide and seek, 61 00:05:35,159 --> 00:05:37,839 I used to watch other people's windows. 62 00:05:41,879 --> 00:05:46,439 I liked to see what they were eating, and whether they used a lot of water. 63 00:05:49,159 --> 00:05:53,319 Since there was only one well, I wanted to know who wasted water. 64 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:01,560 I didn't know that when I grew up, thanks to my job, 65 00:06:01,639 --> 00:06:04,879 I'd be able to observe people without hiding. 66 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:09,279 It wouldn't be in Morocco, but in Barcelona. 67 00:06:13,399 --> 00:06:15,480 I started on Monday morning. 68 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,079 I was sure I'd get through the week's trial. 69 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,439 What could go wrong? 70 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:33,800 MONDAY 71 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,159 Isn't this retirement thing a bit daft? 72 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,360 No, it's my time. 73 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:47,600 -"My time", my arse. -I don't have a problem. 74 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,160 -Pep! -Yes? 75 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,439 Get the things for a leak in the storage tank. 76 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:09,040 -We've got them. -And we have to change a toilet hose. 77 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,279 -And look at a tap in the kitchen. -No problem. 78 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,839 Let's go. 79 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,720 Good morning. We've come for the repair job. 80 00:07:31,439 --> 00:07:32,639 Good morning. 81 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,680 Good morning! 82 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:38,519 -We're off to a good start today, Pep. -OK, Valero. 83 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,879 Are you taking your morning pills? 84 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,480 Yes. 85 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,199 Do you take a lot? 86 00:07:45,279 --> 00:07:46,360 No. 87 00:07:46,439 --> 00:07:47,759 How old are you? 88 00:07:48,079 --> 00:07:49,319 None of your business. 89 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:51,800 Well, you look fit as a fiddle. 90 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,199 You must be getting on. 80 or so, or older? 91 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:58,079 Valero, come on. 92 00:07:58,639 --> 00:08:01,360 Where did you say we had to do the job? 93 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,439 Outside. 94 00:08:03,839 --> 00:08:04,759 OK. 95 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,800 There must be a hole in the tank, Pep. 96 00:08:08,439 --> 00:08:10,439 Are you sure it's not that pipe? 97 00:08:10,519 --> 00:08:11,720 I can't see from here. 98 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,639 -You can't really see it, can you. -No. 99 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:15,600 We'll have to go up there. 100 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:19,120 Valero, can you see anything from there? 101 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,240 -Can you see anything? -Hotshot! 102 00:08:21,319 --> 00:08:22,800 Get the ladder. 103 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:24,800 Yes, fetch the ladder please. 104 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,159 Sir? 105 00:08:33,879 --> 00:08:35,320 Sir, I'm coming through. 106 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:43,840 Pep, no! You're about to retire, don't go up there. I'll do it. 107 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:45,360 You want to go up? 108 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:48,159 I'll go up. You're too old for that. 109 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,840 The picture of agility. Off you go. 110 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:56,879 Take a look. 111 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,519 -The leak's getting worse. -Yes. 112 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,200 What's up there, pipes? 113 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:05,240 There's a tangle of pipes up here, it's unreal. 114 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,639 -Pep! -What? 115 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,600 Watch out for grandpa. 116 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:49,879 He's armed. 117 00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:52,200 Take it easy. 118 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:54,759 That's how you'll end up, if you retire. 119 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,000 -That's you in two months. -Give it a rest. 120 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,279 We have to cut a little more. 121 00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:07,720 Spinach contains a lot of iron. 122 00:10:08,639 --> 00:10:11,399 It also contains vitamin C. 123 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:16,240 But when you boil them, most of the vitamins are destroyed. 124 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:21,039 Basically, you're left with the minerals, and the main one in spinach is iron. 125 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,799 Come here. I'll explain. This is very important... 126 00:10:26,879 --> 00:10:29,000 -Sir, I'm replacing the tap. -...for longevity... 127 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,159 ...to live life to the full, and to enjoy it. 128 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,480 Look. You see? 129 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:40,240 All these things have kept me well since I was 60. 130 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,080 And now I've reached 100. 131 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:45,320 And as you can see, I'm still in good shape, 132 00:10:45,639 --> 00:10:48,200 both upstairs, and physically. 133 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,039 I got them from this book, 134 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,279 which is called, How to fight aging. 135 00:10:57,919 --> 00:11:00,360 But Paqui's making a mistake... 136 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:05,200 with this thing, because the people that we work for... 137 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,159 The people we work for, Pep, 138 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,919 they don't like foreigners. 139 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:18,799 They're Catalans, born and bred, and... 140 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,679 Look at grandpa here, he doesn't like it. 141 00:11:25,279 --> 00:11:28,240 I'll make her see sense tonight. 142 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:36,159 Soy lecithin helps to lower cholesterol levels in the blood. 143 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,799 That way, it's as it should be, 144 00:11:38,879 --> 00:11:41,559 you need cholesterol, but not too much. 145 00:11:41,639 --> 00:11:44,840 -Sir, if you'd let me replace the tap? -No, wait, don't go. 146 00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:48,639 Let someone else do the work, you need to hear what I'm telling you. 147 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,120 Because you're young, and young people need to know this. 148 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,399 Walnuts contain an enzyme, 149 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,879 which other nuts don't contain. 150 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,519 And what this enzyme does, especially for old people, 151 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:05,000 it helps to preserve the memory, and the libido. 152 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,919 You know what I mean by libido? Liking women. 153 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,759 That's pollen... 154 00:12:23,039 --> 00:12:24,080 Pep! 155 00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:26,080 -What? -Where's the hotshot? 156 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,639 He's in the kitchen, I told you. 157 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,919 Just to fix a tap? 158 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,720 Where is he? 159 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,480 He's working. 160 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,399 So this is the first exercise. 161 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,279 I breathed through the mouth, and it should be through the nose. 162 00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:54,559 Every day, we go into a different person's house. 163 00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:59,120 We have to be polite. 164 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:03,279 Treat everyone with respect. 165 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,840 I also do this twelve times. 166 00:13:11,919 --> 00:13:15,759 There are rich people and poor people. 167 00:13:16,799 --> 00:13:19,799 Some are clean, others dirty. 168 00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:22,320 Younger or older. 169 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:26,799 Why are we all so different? 170 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,480 Only Allah knows. 171 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,159 And when I've done that, 172 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,440 I do the breathing again, because I've done them all. 173 00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:37,960 Like this. See? 174 00:13:38,039 --> 00:13:40,840 I can even do that thing dancers do. 175 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:44,840 -Give them to me. -Have you done the hose? 176 00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:46,200 No. 177 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:47,440 Maybe you are getting old. 178 00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:48,519 It happens. 179 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,440 Give me the things. 180 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,200 You're not retiring until I say. 181 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:55,120 Have you got any more things? 182 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,639 And where's the mop? Hotshot! 183 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,799 Moha's probably bringing it. 184 00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:04,039 -Chop chop! -Take it easy. 185 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,840 Between the pensioner and the non-Spanish-speaker. 186 00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:09,759 Take it easy. 187 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,279 People are so dirty. 188 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,919 See how dirty people are, Pep? 189 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,120 Take this, Valero. 190 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,799 All these pipe remnants here! 191 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:30,240 Two tea... Two teaspoons of wheat seeds. 192 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:34,360 Two teaspoons of brewer's yeast. 193 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:38,480 Two teaspoons of soy lecithin. 194 00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:42,960 Two tea... Two teaspoons of pollen. 195 00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:45,240 Do you really believe this? It's pointless. 196 00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:47,240 -What do you mean? -It's pointless. 197 00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:48,639 Says you. 198 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,320 You think it's some miracle cure? Come on... 199 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,600 What are you like, Valero. My God. 200 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,399 As for you, kid, you won't get through this trial week, keep that in mind. 201 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,879 I'll tell you that now, on your first day. 202 00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:08,879 See you tomorrow. 203 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,000 -Thanks. -Bye. 204 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,480 This is called "Hanging out the washing". 205 00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:29,159 "Hanging out the washing", OK? Perfect. 206 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,799 There's another thing we do with clothes, which is... 207 00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:35,200 Ironing, OK? 208 00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:37,480 -Let's hear you say "ironing"? -Ironing. 209 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:38,639 Ironing. 210 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,399 -Ironing. -Ironing. 211 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,519 Ironing. 212 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,799 -Ironing. -Perfect. 213 00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:44,799 -Have a go. -Ironing. 214 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,759 Ironing. Great. 215 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,200 Shall we try it quicker? Here we go. 216 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,200 -I live in the woods. -I live in the woods. 217 00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:54,360 -And look for mistletoe. -And look for mistletoe. 218 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,799 -I live off the mistletoe. -I live off the mistletoe. 219 00:15:56,879 --> 00:15:58,919 -That I find in the woods. -That I find in the mistletoe. 220 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:00,840 Hooray for the woods.... 221 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,919 One more thing, on Saturday we have the exam, remember? 222 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,559 You know what it covers? 223 00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:10,759 Introducing yourself, your job, introducing friends... 224 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,240 Yes? Great. 225 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,799 Dad, it doesn't fit. 226 00:16:31,639 --> 00:16:33,600 -Does it fit or not? -Yes. 227 00:16:37,399 --> 00:16:38,559 Valero, get a move on. 228 00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:41,399 I'll go down first, Pep's waiting downstairs. 229 00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:51,840 We have to keep an eye on the other workers. 230 00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:54,320 Especially the builders, they're hopeless. 231 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:55,600 They fit things badly. 232 00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:56,840 If they fit a box badly, 233 00:16:56,919 --> 00:17:00,039 when you put the mechanisms in, it looks terrible! 234 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,559 They put them in too deep. 235 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:05,000 Bam, extra screws. More work, worse results. 236 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:07,839 TUESDAY 237 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,118 We always get the bloody buildings without lifts. 238 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,279 Right... 239 00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:15,358 -Can I carry the toolbox, Pep? -No. 240 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,519 It's OK. 241 00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:18,200 Which floor is it? 242 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,640 I'm saying I'm sorry! I was way out of line, yes. 243 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,598 -It doesn't matter! -I was out of line. 244 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,400 -Let's talk! Don't go! -It doesn't matter. 245 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,880 Let's talk about it! Are you just going to leave? 246 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,519 -Hi, we're here for the repair job. -Yes, sure. 247 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,759 Something makes it trip. 248 00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:40,400 -Yes. -It's the fuse, isn't it? 249 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,559 And a burnt socket? Do you know where it is? 250 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,559 -A what? A socket? -A burnt socket, it says. 251 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,160 -No idea. -You don't know where it is? 252 00:17:52,799 --> 00:17:55,240 Don't open it like that. Open it the normal way. 253 00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:57,720 Here we go, the old man with his pet peeves. 254 00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:59,519 You give it a knock here. 255 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,880 I'll open my toolbox how I like, I don't need you to tell me. 256 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,680 An old man's pet peeves. 257 00:18:05,799 --> 00:18:07,200 Let's disconnect it. 258 00:18:07,279 --> 00:18:08,720 Pep, ask Mr. Electrician 259 00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:11,359 if he's managed to uncouple a few shitty fuses. 260 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,640 -Pep. -What? 261 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,200 The kitchen's disconnected. 262 00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:17,160 Check that socket in the bathroom. 263 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,279 OK. 264 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:19,880 -Pep. -What is it? 265 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,200 Tell the hotshot to bypass the three-way switch. 266 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:29,559 Go on, tell him to bypass it! We'll give it direct current. 267 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,640 Look at this one, Valero. Open that one. 268 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,640 Electrician! 269 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,359 Ask the electrician what colours he's got. 270 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,440 Leave him be. You check round here. 271 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,079 How's that going? 272 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,279 -Does he know multiway switches? -Sure he does. 273 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:46,200 Where he comes from they only have single pole ones. 274 00:18:46,519 --> 00:18:48,480 -All the same, no? -Tell him they're all brown. 275 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:50,720 All the same colour. 276 00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:52,000 The return's brown too. 277 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,839 Ask him if he can work out which is the right one. 278 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,200 Yes, sure. Stop getting at him. 279 00:18:58,279 --> 00:19:01,640 Check the multiway switch, we'll toggle it and see. 280 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,079 -Have you found the return? -Yes. 281 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,000 Check that one. 282 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,400 -Pep! -What is it? 283 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,799 -Tell him to check the neon, Pep. -Listen... 284 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,119 You can sort this out between you. 285 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,799 -I'm sick of you, to and fro... -What's the matter now? 286 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,319 I'm off. I'm going to get some materials. 287 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,200 -Where are you going? -To get a few materials I need. Bye! 288 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:56,279 I'm saying I'm sorry. Jesus. I can't do more than that. 289 00:19:56,599 --> 00:19:59,880 I want to talk things through, but if you don't want to... 290 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,839 Bollocks. That's not right. 291 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:24,839 It was up. 292 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,039 No, no, I turned it off. 293 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:31,240 -You're hopeless. Is it off? -Yes, I turned it off. 294 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,559 Bollocks. 295 00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:37,559 You like mucking around, don't you? This is live. 296 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,559 That's a bit daft, isn't it? Someone your age. 297 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,000 I turned it off. 298 00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:42,400 I tripped the fuse. 299 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,599 Yeah, sure. 300 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,759 It's on. 301 00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:53,200 Are we going to concentrate or what? 302 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,640 I swear I turned it off. 303 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,400 Christ! 304 00:21:02,279 --> 00:21:05,359 This is live, and I flicked the breakers down. 305 00:21:09,079 --> 00:21:10,839 Bloody hell. 306 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,839 We've found the ghost. What are you doing here? 307 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,039 What did she do? 308 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:19,480 She was standing on a stool, barefoot, in front of the fusebox. 309 00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:21,680 If she gets electrocuted, it's my fault. 310 00:21:21,759 --> 00:21:24,359 Your dad left you here to keep an eye on her. 311 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:30,960 Hi. 312 00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:36,519 -You don't disrespect adults. -It's my house. 313 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,880 Christ! There are two of you! 314 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,519 So which one was it? 315 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,359 Mohamed, can I ask you something? 316 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,920 -Yes. -Where are you from? 317 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,440 Morocco. 318 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:51,920 I'm from Morocco. 319 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,960 Would you like to have a wife? 320 00:21:56,039 --> 00:21:56,960 Yes. 321 00:21:58,759 --> 00:22:00,839 Would you like to have children? 322 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,000 Of course. 323 00:22:05,799 --> 00:22:08,519 Would you like to have a girl or a boy? 324 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,559 Moha, can't you get her to sit down? 325 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,279 -Turn on the light! - We need 20 minutes. 326 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:18,359 But if you carry on pestering us.... I've already got a headache. 327 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,680 Moha, get the other ladder and find something to fix this. 328 00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:25,599 Moha, you're a nice person, please turn on the electricity! 329 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,720 I can't. 330 00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:29,960 -I'll have to take a paracetamol. -You're a bad boss! 331 00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:32,599 -Those girls. -Turn on the electricity! 332 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,640 Less chit-chat with the girls, we have to get to work. 333 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,880 All bloody day to fix a switch and a socket. I'm sick of it. 334 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:48,839 Mr. Electrician, what's this? 335 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,519 -220, right? -What's the voltage, 220? 336 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,680 You've been working here all day and you don't know what the voltage is? 337 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,200 So what is it? 338 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:00,559 I'm not going to tell you. 339 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,160 A real electrician would know that. 340 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,039 Good God. Even a third-grade apprentice. 341 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,839 -No answer? -No answer. 342 00:23:15,759 --> 00:23:18,559 -Well they can get on with it. -Wait till you get there. 343 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,799 They're grown-ups. I just hope they haven't messed up. 344 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,359 No. They're good workers, it's just... 345 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:27,000 they do things differently... 346 00:23:27,079 --> 00:23:30,799 Nowadays, people... They just don't do things right. 347 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:35,160 -I've had it up to here with them. -You have to stand over them. 348 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,759 -If you don't watch them... -And it just gets worse. 349 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:39,640 They don't respect the tools. 350 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,599 They can't sharpen a drill bit, they can't file or saw. 351 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,200 They do it all with power tools! They don't use screwdrivers. 352 00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:50,000 -Oh no, tighten a screw? -No, no! 353 00:23:50,079 --> 00:23:52,200 -They'd break an arm! -They injure themselves! 354 00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:56,000 We never had those before. It was all done by hand. 355 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,039 This is not a neon, it's a tester... 356 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,839 What do you mean they've gone? 357 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,720 And the door's locked? 358 00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:24,039 What are you doing? 359 00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,519 Girls! Hey, girls! 360 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:29,599 Open the door! Why are you even here today? 361 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,359 Locked up by those bloody girls? 362 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,400 You couldn't keep an eye on them? What do we do now? 363 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:40,359 Spanish? 364 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,079 Welcome! 365 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,839 Have you got...? 366 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:46,920 Closed. 367 00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:49,799 We're closed. We can't get out. 368 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,720 Do you have a phone? 369 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,200 No! Closed! 370 00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:57,400 I can't. 371 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,039 I'm locked out. 372 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,519 Call! Call! Yes! 373 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,200 Call! 374 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,039 Go on, do me a favour. Welcome. 375 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,079 Please! 376 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,400 Welcome! 377 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,279 Our work is difficult. 378 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,319 More than people think. 379 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,680 In one place, you expect the pipe to be copper, 380 00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:58,200 but then you find it's lead, which is much more complicated. 381 00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:05,680 You can't make plans. 382 00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:08,960 There are always surprises. 383 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,400 Have you eaten? 384 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,839 No. 385 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,640 Here. 386 00:26:34,599 --> 00:26:36,200 Here, have some. 387 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,519 Go on, have some. 388 00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:49,400 It's a casserole my wife made. It's good. 389 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,559 You smell that? Tuck in. 390 00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:16,200 What are you doing? 391 00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:22,640 -My homework. -Come and do it in the dining room. 392 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,519 -No, you're too noisy. -Come on, we'll be quiet. 393 00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:28,359 Can you shut the door, please? 394 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,160 OK, study. 395 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,759 WEDNESDAY 396 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,039 Green eyes, skin like cinnamon... 397 00:28:49,359 --> 00:28:51,680 -What's up, boss lady? -Here we are. 398 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,720 Do you remember when we were young? 399 00:28:57,079 --> 00:28:59,599 Those afternoons, when we were young? 400 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,200 When your dad... we stayed in doing the "invoicing". 401 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,359 Please. 402 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,960 Your favourite worker. You drive him crazy. 403 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,799 Moha is there. 404 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,480 Where's Pep? Did he sleep in? 405 00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:15,960 -Pep's not coming in today. -What? 406 00:29:16,039 --> 00:29:18,200 No. I gave him a day off. 407 00:29:18,519 --> 00:29:20,200 He wasn't with us yesterday either. 408 00:29:20,279 --> 00:29:22,599 You try out Moha, that's why he's here. 409 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,720 It's no good. 410 00:29:23,799 --> 00:29:24,960 No good? 411 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:26,559 You're giving me that look. 412 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,000 -I get the message, but it's no good. -Walls have ears! 413 00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:34,079 -Well? All loaded up or what? -Once I get the compressor. 414 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,720 Shit! 415 00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:39,000 It's the boss lady! She puts me on edge! 416 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,480 Really? 417 00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:42,599 -Bye, beautiful. -Bye. 418 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,160 -Moha, have you got everything? -It's all ready. 419 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,400 Have a good day. 420 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,200 Let's see where they lock us up today. 421 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,440 You get the air thing. 422 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,799 OK. 423 00:30:06,279 --> 00:30:09,359 Oops, I'll have to step on this lovely lady's floor. 424 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,400 Come in... A kiss. 425 00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:26,440 Come in. 426 00:30:26,519 --> 00:30:27,960 Go on. 427 00:30:31,839 --> 00:30:33,079 Yes, yes... 428 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,200 Yes. From my point of view... 429 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,319 ...we talk about femininity, eroticism, 430 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,880 but always portray the woman as a human being, with things to say. 431 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,119 Not just through her body, 432 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:54,359 or her erotic language, or whatever, a woman... 433 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,759 Just a sec. 434 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:12,799 OK, now... 435 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,920 Hold that up a bit, so I can see your leg. 436 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,480 A hand under your breast. Yes, that's right. 437 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,440 Smile... 438 00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:25,519 Great. Head down... 439 00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:27,440 Give me a kiss. 440 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,039 That's right. And your body, as if you wanted to... 441 00:31:31,119 --> 00:31:33,880 That's right. Great. 442 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,640 Perfect. 443 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,519 We need to scrape the ice and check the fan. 444 00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:49,519 OK. 445 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,839 You look nice and cool. 446 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:01,119 -You're nice and cool. -I'm sorry, what? "Fresquita?" 447 00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:04,599 -I don't speak Spanish. -Your clothes, nice and cool. 448 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,960 -Your shirt? My... -Yes. 449 00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:08,559 Butiful. You very butiful. 450 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,880 -Thank you! -Very beautiful. 451 00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:22,839 -Is it very iced up? -No, not really... 452 00:32:26,359 --> 00:32:27,799 How old are you? 453 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,880 I really don't understand. I'm so sorry. What? 454 00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:34,240 Years, years... 455 00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:38,519 -English, do you speak any English? -No. 456 00:32:38,599 --> 00:32:39,599 I'm so sorry. 457 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,079 But I speak with my heart... Butiful. 458 00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:44,119 Does that bother you? 459 00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:50,200 I'm sorry. 460 00:32:56,519 --> 00:33:00,279 Your head, further back. La tête... What is it in English? 461 00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:01,960 That's right. 462 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,400 Perfect. 463 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,839 So do you like Spanish women or not? 464 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,119 I like them all. 465 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,960 So you'd jump on any woman? 466 00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:24,160 Not jump. 467 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,480 You have to look out in Spain. Lots of man eaters on the prowl. 468 00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:31,240 All these divorces, it's full of predatory divorcees. 469 00:33:31,559 --> 00:33:35,400 They're after men like us, they don't want muscles. 470 00:33:35,759 --> 00:33:38,640 They like men who are ugly, but nice. 471 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,559 Especially construction workers. 472 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,680 It's a fetish for them. 473 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,519 Could you help me move something? 474 00:33:48,839 --> 00:33:50,279 -I can't do it on my own. -We're busy. 475 00:33:50,359 --> 00:33:53,559 It'll just be a second, and I only need one of you. 476 00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:55,000 OK? 477 00:33:56,039 --> 00:33:57,880 -I'll be in here. -You go. 478 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,440 Go on, off you go. 479 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,559 OK. 480 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:13,079 -And now... -Here? 481 00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:15,159 Yes, here please. 482 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,599 You're so strong! 483 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:19,719 And now... 484 00:34:23,039 --> 00:34:27,760 And now this swing in that gap over there. 485 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,440 Yes, like that. 486 00:34:34,518 --> 00:34:36,920 Has anyone ever taken your photo? 487 00:34:38,079 --> 00:34:40,840 -Not in a studio. -You've never had it done? 488 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,280 And you've never done adverts? 489 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,000 -No, never... -No? 490 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,800 You'd look very good. 491 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:52,440 Exactly. We'll put that piece here. 492 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,119 You'd photograph well. And you've never considered modelling? 493 00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:00,599 I've never considered it. 494 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,199 Those eyes, and that body, you should try it. 495 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,000 Could you get out the plinth, it's a bit difficult... 496 00:35:07,079 --> 00:35:09,039 Of course. 497 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,440 What a nuisance. 498 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:18,800 -Hi, morning. -Hi. 499 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:20,159 How are you doing? 500 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,239 -How's it going? -Fine. 501 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,599 I can see that. 502 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,960 Crikey, a baby. 503 00:35:32,039 --> 00:35:33,239 -See? -Is it yours? 504 00:35:33,559 --> 00:35:34,599 Yes. 505 00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:36,760 -Two months, three? -Two and a half. 506 00:35:41,559 --> 00:35:43,280 Are you here to do photos with him? 507 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,679 Yes. With her, she's a she. 508 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,639 I didn't see the earrings from up there. 509 00:35:49,639 --> 00:35:52,639 Try sitting here for a second. 510 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,239 Yes, like that. Exactly. 511 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,920 Let's see, turn round a bit. 512 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,840 Straighten your body up. And look that way. 513 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,719 Wow, I'd really like to... Sit up even straighter. 514 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,639 Such lovely hair... 515 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,280 Yes, it would be... I think you'd feel comfortable. 516 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,519 What do you think? 517 00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:14,920 Could we do it? 518 00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:17,960 Actually... 519 00:36:18,039 --> 00:36:20,719 I can't right now. 520 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,920 Think it over. Change position, make yourself comfortable. 521 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:30,599 We could try different things, different positions. 522 00:36:30,679 --> 00:36:36,360 Maybe, what we could do, to bring out those eyes of yours... 523 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,840 We could put on some oil. You'd rub it in. 524 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,000 Then I'd use a spray to put some droplets on you, 525 00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:44,920 as if you were sweating. 526 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,760 Your skin would look like bronze. What do you think? 527 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,639 Are you a trainer? 528 00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,199 Yes. 529 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,840 -You do diets and things? -Yes. 530 00:36:55,159 --> 00:36:56,760 That's what I need. 531 00:36:57,079 --> 00:37:00,079 You can come too, whenever you like. 532 00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:03,679 If I can find someone to look after the baby. 533 00:37:04,519 --> 00:37:06,039 It's your disposition. 534 00:37:06,119 --> 00:37:08,280 I've been dieting all my life and it's no use. 535 00:37:08,599 --> 00:37:12,079 I get to a point where I think, "Hooray for bacon!" and I go for the bacon. 536 00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:15,400 -Are you sure you're doing it right? -Yes, yes. 537 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,800 I've seen a lot of doctors, and it's no use. 538 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,719 Lift up your heel a bit. 539 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,000 Perfect. 540 00:37:31,079 --> 00:37:34,559 Same again, but turn your head this way. 541 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,599 But defiantly, too. 542 00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:39,920 Looking at the camera. 543 00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:44,679 Look at me, that's right. 544 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,480 Defiantly. 545 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,199 Oh no, the memory card... 546 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,199 The card's run out. 547 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,559 Just one second. 548 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Can you wait? Don't move. 549 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,559 I'm sorry. 550 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,880 Stay the way you are, leaning forward. 551 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,079 Now look at the camera. Look at me. 552 00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:19,320 Yes, and your eyes... Hold on. 553 00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:21,239 Let's see where I want you. 554 00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:22,480 Here. 555 00:38:23,559 --> 00:38:25,000 Your back's straight, isn't it? 556 00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:29,239 Look down, turn your face a little there, I like it. 557 00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:30,840 OK, and now... 558 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:34,239 Could I take one without the T-shirt? 559 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,280 Taking off your T-shirt? 560 00:38:38,559 --> 00:38:40,760 I just think it's going very slowly. 561 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,159 I need the drill, Valero. 562 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:44,199 -Huh? -I need the drill. 563 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,360 Why do you need the drill if you're moving furniture? 564 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,480 Get back here. I've been up and down this ladder... 565 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,480 That was out of order. 566 00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,239 It's not like he's a quick worker either. 567 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,079 At least I do work. I don't spend my life in the gym. 568 00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:07,960 People who go to gyms work too, you know. 569 00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:09,000 Sure, sure. 570 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,519 7 hours a day in the gym, how much time's left for work? 571 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,920 Do you want me to measure your body fat too? 572 00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:22,079 I don't need my fat measuring, I know it's there. 573 00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:26,039 But you have to be polite, and not laugh at people's flaws. 574 00:39:26,119 --> 00:39:29,800 Especially not because you think you're better looking than they are. 575 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,320 I don't think I'm better looking. 576 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,159 I just said, if you want me to measure... 577 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,440 That's what people really value in someone. 578 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,519 Let's see if the air is fixed. 579 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,960 -It looks like it's leaking. -It's not working. 580 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,840 -So it's not fixed. -No. 581 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,880 I'd say it's worse. 582 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,880 If you don't fetch a mop soon, we'll be leaving in a canoe. 583 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,000 Yes... 584 00:39:59,079 --> 00:40:00,039 Moha! 585 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,280 Moha! 586 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,159 Fucking hell... 587 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,280 That's right, hold it there. 588 00:40:20,119 --> 00:40:22,800 Can you turn your head towards me? 589 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,440 Fantastic. Look at those muscles! 590 00:40:25,519 --> 00:40:27,800 Seductively... Oh, so handsome. 591 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760 No... 592 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,760 Why not, Valero? The guy's a good worker. 593 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,400 Paqui, it's like when you have a girlfriend, 594 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,920 you go out twice, and you say, "It's not going to work out." 595 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,159 -It's the same. -You must get along with him. 596 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,719 He's been here two and a half days. 597 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,960 Give him a chance. 598 00:41:55,039 --> 00:41:59,079 No, Paqui, because a person can know in only four hours... 599 00:41:59,159 --> 00:42:00,679 -You can't know. -I can. 600 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,920 I know. 601 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,519 If I get on with someone, or not. 602 00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:05,360 Your mind was made up from the start. 603 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,440 You never got on because you didn't want to. 604 00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:09,679 Besides, you need him. Or you're on your own. 605 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,079 I'm about to retire. It's all in the bag. 606 00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:16,280 You're going against me. Tear this and that's it. 607 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,199 -No, it's not. Pep has to retire. -I've earned it. 608 00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:22,599 And you have to adapt. Let him be, he's on trial. 609 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,360 You're making him waste a week. On Monday, I won't want him around. 610 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,559 -We'll talk about that, Valero. -No, we won't. 611 00:42:59,039 --> 00:43:01,519 -No, Valero. -Go on, give me a slice. 612 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,320 Valero. Really? 613 00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:07,199 It's a lot. 614 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,840 Suffering all week, and now you're going to eat that? 615 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,679 Go on, give me a slice. I need it today. 616 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,639 OK, but half. 617 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,320 That's a whole one, that's a lot. Shall I give you half? 618 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,559 Go on then, half. 619 00:43:23,159 --> 00:43:24,880 Without bread, it's a crime. 620 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,760 What do we do then? 621 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,360 If we're going to be bad, let's do it right. 622 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,519 A normal beer, and a bit of bread. 623 00:43:32,599 --> 00:43:35,000 -Valero, are you sure? -Yes. Go on. 624 00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:36,519 Let's cheer ourselves up. 625 00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:38,400 After all that effort... 626 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,480 Well... It's meat. 627 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:45,559 Two proteins more, two less, you'd hardly notice. 628 00:43:48,599 --> 00:43:50,159 -Here. -It's delicious. 629 00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,199 You like it? 630 00:43:58,159 --> 00:43:59,440 Good god. 631 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,559 Cheers. 632 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:02,760 Cheers. 633 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,159 Now this is beer... 634 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,559 What a load of shit. 635 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:23,079 Let's see... 636 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,280 No. Here. 637 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,239 What a load of shit. 638 00:44:59,559 --> 00:45:01,079 What are you doing? 639 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,119 A diet. 640 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:09,840 A diet? What for? 641 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 So I can fit in my suit. 642 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,599 Not the suit again... 643 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,440 We're not 20 any more. 644 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,320 We're not Moha's age. 645 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,360 Can we drop that subject? 646 00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:28,320 What's wrong? 647 00:45:32,079 --> 00:45:33,840 You look fine, don't get upset. 648 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,039 You're in a bad mood, my boy. 649 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,360 That's because you're on a diet. 650 00:45:41,519 --> 00:45:44,559 -Fat people are happier. -Yeah, whatever. 651 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,800 -It was me. -Why? 652 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,679 -I finished mine. -I told you not to touch my things. 653 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,920 Moha, what's wrong? Aren't we your friends? 654 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,760 Ever since you met your Chinese friend 655 00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:09,639 and started studying Catalan... 656 00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,280 Have you forgotten your friends? 657 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,440 When you take something that isn't yours, buy some more. 658 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,079 -Do you get it? -Come on, forget about that. 659 00:46:18,159 --> 00:46:20,559 You're not children. 660 00:46:30,159 --> 00:46:33,360 -What's up, brown Catalan? -What did you say? 661 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,280 I didn't say anything. 662 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,239 You take my tea, and now you're cracking jokes? 663 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,000 Don't you see? They'll never accept you. 664 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,480 -You think I'm like you? -All this grooming. 665 00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:49,320 What are you getting ready for? It's like you're going to a wedding. 666 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,239 -More important than a wedding. -Why would they accept you? 667 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,360 They haven't accepted the ones who came before you. 668 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,320 THURSDAY 669 00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:08,880 Careful, that porcelain is delicate. 670 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,960 What are you doing here? 671 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,719 Do you know why he's here? 672 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,960 What are you doing? 673 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,039 What are you doing here? 674 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,599 I'm paying you a visit. How's it going? 675 00:48:03,679 --> 00:48:06,280 It's going fine. Aren't you retired? 676 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,760 Oh, it's OK. 677 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,960 I don't have a clue what's going on. 678 00:48:12,039 --> 00:48:14,920 You get that drain pipe fitted. 679 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,639 They've leaned this up here. 680 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,320 They should take that outside. It can't stay here. 681 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,880 Look. They didn't even sweep up. 682 00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:33,880 And this wall. They couldn't have done it worse. 683 00:48:34,599 --> 00:48:36,360 This is just great. 684 00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,239 What a disaster. 685 00:48:46,199 --> 00:48:48,000 Not one thing right. 686 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,159 This is all upside down. 687 00:48:53,679 --> 00:48:55,719 The grouting's off. 688 00:48:57,039 --> 00:48:58,639 What a disaster. 689 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:01,039 Total crap. 690 00:49:01,519 --> 00:49:04,519 Look at the box. 691 00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,639 That should go up here. 692 00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,960 It's not at the right distance, or the right height, or anything. 693 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,440 -Get me the level, Moha. -Sure. 694 00:49:17,199 --> 00:49:18,639 Look here... 695 00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,239 I don't know what we'll do with these people, but this is a disaster. 696 00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:23,760 What with the hood, and this... 697 00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,880 Pep, it's done. We provide solutions. 698 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,119 No, not solutions. 699 00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:29,920 If they don't do it right, we have to tell them. 700 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,039 -Dammit. -Solutions. 701 00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:32,159 It's always the same. 702 00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,440 Then we have to deal with the consequences. 703 00:49:35,519 --> 00:49:36,880 Fewer problems. Solutions. 704 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,760 You should have kept an eye on them. 705 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,480 In the end, it looks like it's our fault. 706 00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:45,639 It's not our fault. They left it like this. 707 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,920 They cut the tube too short and stuck it in the wrong place. 708 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,280 This socket can't go here. 709 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,920 -Is the grout mucked up there too? -It's short of grout here too. 710 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,800 Look at it. Here, there. This whole wall needs fixing. 711 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,920 The socket has to be higher, they won't approve that. 712 00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:03,880 You'll see, Mr. Tomàs will be furious. 713 00:50:04,199 --> 00:50:06,440 And we'll get the blame. 714 00:50:06,519 --> 00:50:09,280 We'll end up paying for their mistakes. 715 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,480 This is the builders' fault. 716 00:50:26,519 --> 00:50:29,760 You've got some bloody nerve to do things like this. 717 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,440 I really don't get it. 718 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,480 If the first row is off, the others just get worse. 719 00:50:36,559 --> 00:50:37,679 And the joints... 720 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,599 There are two ways to do joints, either flush, so they're plumb, 721 00:50:41,679 --> 00:50:44,159 or you put cross spacers in, but everywhere. 722 00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:48,639 You started without a level, not one is straight at the bottom. 723 00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,639 And from there, you ballsed it up, good and proper. 724 00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:55,679 Instead of these crappy wedges, you should have used cross spacers. 725 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,039 -The joints would have been even. -Get the things. 726 00:50:58,119 --> 00:51:00,519 You can get your things, but no one's leaving. 727 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,440 Yes. 728 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,119 Well, the little old bald man came. 729 00:51:06,199 --> 00:51:08,960 The one who goes on and on... And he won't let us work. 730 00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:11,880 -Tell him to come. -He wants to talk to you. 731 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:17,480 -Right... -Tell him to come. 732 00:51:17,559 --> 00:51:19,079 -And come quick. -I'll tell him. 733 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,480 -This is urgent. -Alright. 734 00:51:21,559 --> 00:51:23,920 There's no bloody way to fix this. 735 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,960 Hey! He's here. 736 00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:28,800 -He's coming. -Great. Let him come. 737 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:37,400 To make a nice kitchen, you sometimes need harsh words. 738 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,679 You need strength, but intelligence too, 739 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,440 and a delicate touch to get the finish right. 740 00:51:46,119 --> 00:51:48,719 People don't see that. 741 00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:54,920 You have to be in sync with the other workers. 742 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,639 Whoever comes in first has to do a good job. 743 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,920 If he gets it wrong, you've blown it. 744 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,639 You have to start all over again. 745 00:52:07,079 --> 00:52:09,119 You can get your things, but you're not leaving. 746 00:52:09,199 --> 00:52:12,440 Until your boss arrives, no one is leaving. 747 00:52:12,519 --> 00:52:16,079 You haven't got one right. It all has to be torn down. 748 00:52:16,159 --> 00:52:18,960 -It all has to be torn down. -Excuse me. 749 00:52:19,039 --> 00:52:21,760 Out of respect for your age. 750 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,320 I called my boss, and he's coming to talk to you. 751 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,880 -No, no, he'll come. -OK? 752 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,480 -You're out of order. -But you're not leaving. 753 00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:30,360 -We've finished. -You haven't finished. 754 00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:32,440 You've finished it badly. 755 00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:35,360 They're not doing anything until the boss comes. 756 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,800 No, sorry. You've finished it badly. 757 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,280 -Nobody's going anywhere. -Get the things. 758 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,800 Do this in Germany and they'd put you in prison. 759 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,079 -Listen, old man... -Don't call me old! 760 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,000 -We have to go. -No. 761 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,679 -We've finished. And we're going. -You're not leaving! 762 00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:19,639 -Depending on the symptoms? -Exactly. 763 00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,519 Ah, perfect. 764 00:53:23,039 --> 00:53:27,719 I bet you two are proud. Who's going to pay for the wall now? 765 00:53:28,599 --> 00:53:30,920 -He deserved it. -Don't give me that nonsense. 766 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,079 And I thought you were a civilised person. Christ, Pep. 767 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,000 Depends who with. 768 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,800 The other one, egging you on. 769 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:44,079 We're not in your neighbourhood, fighting and smashing walls. 770 00:53:46,199 --> 00:53:47,559 Does it hurt? 771 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,800 No. 772 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,199 And on top of that he's pleased with himself! 773 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,199 I showed him. 774 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,079 Showed him? You sprained your arm! 775 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,360 -Bloody hell, Jesus Christ. -What happened? 776 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,519 He thinks he's Rambo, at his age. 777 00:54:05,119 --> 00:54:07,360 We had a ruckus at work. 778 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,639 It was these... 779 00:54:09,639 --> 00:54:12,320 -What happened? -Three builders showed up... 780 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,840 They did a lousy job, a kitchen that was supposed to look good. 781 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,719 He's pissing himself. 782 00:54:19,159 --> 00:54:22,320 -Grandad with a lump hammer. -Are you serious? 783 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,960 They were messing us around. Bunch of pricks. 784 00:54:26,039 --> 00:54:29,480 They did a tiling job. The tiles looked like... 785 00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:31,519 they'd been thrown on, like cards. 786 00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:34,280 However they landed, cracked, chipped... 787 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,280 They made us a hole for a box... 788 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,079 It looked like they'd done it with a catapult. 789 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,840 The new lad we've got. He took my side. 790 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,960 -He stepped in... -They looked like a pair of lunatics. 791 00:54:49,039 --> 00:54:51,559 One with a lump hammer, the other with a mattock. 792 00:54:51,639 --> 00:54:54,239 You stayed out of it did you, Valero? 793 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,239 -He went for it? -Yes, he tapped it a bit. 794 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,360 I picked up a 3 kilo lump hammer... 795 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,000 We knocked the wall right over. 796 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,920 The only good part was that Mr. Hotshot stood up for us. 797 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,840 It all ended well, and that's that. 798 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,719 It didn't end well! 799 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,280 -You feel better now. -I feel bloody great. 800 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,119 I'm going to eat a crisp to celebrate. 801 00:55:20,079 --> 00:55:22,559 Get grandpa a herbal tea to calm him down. 802 00:55:22,639 --> 00:55:24,239 Herbal tea? I'll have beer. 803 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,159 You eat your carrots, it'll do you good. 804 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,360 He's celebrating today. 805 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,000 Look, an almond. 806 00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:33,320 What is it? 807 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,199 I'm starving. 808 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,840 Will you turn off the light? 809 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:53,760 Starving... 810 00:55:57,159 --> 00:55:58,840 Turn it off, now! 811 00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:22,599 -Hi, I'm Moha. -Yes. 812 00:56:22,679 --> 00:56:24,800 -Sorry, my name is Moha. -Very good. 813 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:29,440 -I'm from Morrocco and I live in Cornellà. -Very good. 814 00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:31,400 And I'm 30 years old. 815 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,760 Great. Then, usually... 816 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:42,280 I'm going to ask a few questions about your professional experience. 817 00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:45,119 -Can you turn down the TV? -Let me see. 818 00:56:45,199 --> 00:56:48,679 -Turn it down, we're working. -It's not very loud. 819 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,840 Yes, but we're studying. 820 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,480 I know you're studying. 821 00:56:53,559 --> 00:56:55,480 Why not stay in your room? 822 00:56:55,559 --> 00:56:59,360 -I don't have a TV in my room. -Please, give us some space. 823 00:57:01,159 --> 00:57:02,119 -Shall we continue? -Sure. 824 00:57:04,679 --> 00:57:09,719 Can you talk a little about your professional experience? 825 00:57:10,159 --> 00:57:13,280 My professional experience... 826 00:57:14,599 --> 00:57:16,199 What are you laughing about? 827 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,760 -Nothing... -Let us study. 828 00:57:19,079 --> 00:57:21,440 We want to watch TV. 829 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,760 Let us study. Let us work for five minutes. 830 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,199 We have the right to watch TV. 831 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,239 Then watch it, but be quiet. 832 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,320 Shall we carry on? 833 00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:38,880 As for languages, I speak Spanish, Catalan... 834 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,280 That guy too... 835 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,559 Do you want to tell me what's so funny? 836 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,199 What language is that? 837 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,320 What's so funny? 838 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,039 What's so funny? 839 00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,440 Go to the bedroom, please. 840 00:57:58,519 --> 00:58:00,559 You two go. 841 00:58:00,639 --> 00:58:03,519 -Then shut up. -This isn't the place for studying. 842 00:58:03,599 --> 00:58:05,719 -Why not? -You two go to the bedroom. 843 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,880 We want to watch the telly. 844 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,360 In 50 metres, turn right. 845 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,920 -In 50 metres we turn right. -It can't be. There's a roundabout. 846 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,840 That's what this gizmo says. 847 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,760 Come on, it's Friday, we have to get home early. 848 00:58:24,719 --> 00:58:27,440 At the roundabout, take the second exit. 849 00:58:27,519 --> 00:58:29,440 -The first... -The second. 850 00:58:29,519 --> 00:58:32,239 -That's is the first, right? -Yes. 851 00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:36,000 Recalculating route. 852 00:58:37,199 --> 00:58:41,639 Recalculating route? Wrong way again? 853 00:58:43,199 --> 00:58:47,920 Did you write the address in Catalan? Or in Spanish? 854 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,800 I wrote what's on the sheet, Valero. 855 00:58:51,119 --> 00:58:53,199 What does it say? Read it. 856 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,360 -Passeig de Suïssa... -That's in Catalan, "passeig". 857 00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,440 I'm not doing Catalan classes, and I pronounce it better than you. 858 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:06,000 -You have to put "Passeig de la Suïssa". -I wrote it exactly as it is here. 859 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,000 Maybe you wrote it wrong, put on the mic and pronounce it. 860 00:59:12,079 --> 00:59:14,079 "Passeig de la Suïssa". 861 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:19,400 Welcome, enter your appointment time and your PIN verification code. 862 00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,000 FRIDAY 863 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,119 Enter our appointment time? 864 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,800 Enter your appointment time, and your PIN verification code. 865 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,239 No! No! You've moved it! 866 01:00:01,719 --> 01:00:03,719 Turn it to my right a bit. 867 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,000 My right! 868 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,599 -A bit more to my right. -Is it OK here? 869 01:00:10,599 --> 01:00:13,760 Move it to the left. We're not seeing the wall. 870 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,119 Turn it to the left. 871 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,960 -My left. -That's what I'm doing. 872 01:00:19,039 --> 01:00:21,400 Moha, my left! 873 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,519 No, too far. A bit less. 874 01:00:34,199 --> 01:00:37,679 These days, money is all that matters. 875 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,920 Those who have most, want it all. 876 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:50,559 Home automation, a luxury car, treats, a huge boiler, and so on. 877 01:00:54,119 --> 01:00:57,360 Someone with no money doesn't want all this. 878 01:00:59,039 --> 01:01:03,199 Why do they want WiFi if they don't have water or electricity? 879 01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:17,559 Spray some more rat poison over there! 880 01:01:24,119 --> 01:01:25,280 It's connected. 881 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,960 -Is the position right? -Yes, I'll turn it on. 882 01:01:36,559 --> 01:01:38,719 What did you do? Why's it all going on? 883 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,800 -Sprinklers activated. -What did you do, Valero? 884 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,280 It was you, you've got a wire crossed! 885 01:02:05,719 --> 01:02:09,599 Ambient light dimming system activated. 886 01:02:17,639 --> 01:02:20,559 You blame me for leaving the lights on. 887 01:02:20,639 --> 01:02:26,239 But I always have to turn off the radio, because I'm working... 888 01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,719 I hear the radio and it bothers me. 889 01:02:30,639 --> 01:02:33,039 You're always complaining, I never do. 890 01:02:33,119 --> 01:02:36,000 I think it should be the other way round. 891 01:02:37,159 --> 01:02:38,960 Always the same, Lambert. 892 01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:43,119 What do you want me to do? I suppose that's why we're here. 893 01:02:43,199 --> 01:02:46,000 To talk about everything. 894 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:50,760 No! This one... 895 01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:53,440 Now. 896 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:54,960 What? 897 01:02:55,639 --> 01:02:57,039 What did you press? 898 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:03,000 -The restart button. -Yes, I pressed it. 899 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,000 Something's wrong. 900 01:03:05,079 --> 01:03:07,840 Leave it, it's doing its thing. 901 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,400 I don't know. 902 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:14,480 Let's wait a bit. Is that OK by you? 903 01:03:14,559 --> 01:03:17,159 Look, it says 15 minutes. 904 01:03:17,599 --> 01:03:20,559 -Continue restart. -Never mind. It's OK. 905 01:03:20,639 --> 01:03:22,880 Can we wait 15 minutes? 906 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,079 -Yes. -Please. 907 01:03:26,039 --> 01:03:27,960 Do you need anything? 908 01:03:28,039 --> 01:03:29,440 No, I'm fine. 909 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:35,000 Forgive me, but you don't seem fine. 910 01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:38,760 Please, sit down. Let's talk. 911 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,360 What's wrong? Is something wrong? 912 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,840 No, nothing's wrong. 913 01:03:47,559 --> 01:03:48,480 So... 914 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,800 First I'd like to know your names. 915 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:54,039 -My name is Alfredo. -Mine's Valero. 916 01:03:54,119 --> 01:03:55,679 -What's that? -Valero, Valero. 917 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:56,760 -Valero? -Yes. 918 01:03:58,039 --> 01:04:00,000 -And you? -I'm Moha. 919 01:04:00,079 --> 01:04:01,599 -Yumaja? -Moha. 920 01:04:01,679 --> 01:04:02,719 Moha. 921 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,400 How do you feel about the job? 922 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,519 Fine. 923 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,599 -Going well? -Yes. 924 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,679 And your relationship, how's that going? 925 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:18,159 There's no relationship, I met him a week ago. 926 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,519 What do you mean, no relationship? 927 01:04:21,119 --> 01:04:23,840 Not much of one. We've been together a week. 928 01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,639 There must be a relationship. 929 01:04:26,719 --> 01:04:30,920 -Do you want there to be a relationship? -Not really, to be honest. 930 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,320 How do you feel about what your partner's saying, Monja? 931 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:39,760 Something's wrong, I think, and it's quite dense, quite weighty. 932 01:04:40,159 --> 01:04:42,079 No, we're just not compatible. 933 01:04:42,159 --> 01:04:44,800 That's it. 934 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,000 Go on, say it. 935 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,679 You don't have the guts to say it. 936 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,239 You hide behind Pep and the boss. 937 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,440 You don't have the guts. Say it! You can't stand me. 938 01:04:53,519 --> 01:04:55,079 I don't hide behind anyone. 939 01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:56,400 I get on with them. 940 01:04:57,079 --> 01:04:59,880 -I don't get on with you. -Olé! Hallelujah! 941 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,119 At last! You said it! 942 01:05:01,199 --> 01:05:03,239 I've been expecting that all week! 943 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:08,559 From the start, from the first day, you have treated me badly. 944 01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:10,440 Why should I be soft on you? 945 01:05:10,519 --> 01:05:13,280 Because you're not Spanish? 946 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,400 No, sorry, I'm just as hard on everyone... 947 01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:16,719 -OK. -...who I've just met. 948 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:20,079 If it was someone else, I'm sure you would... 949 01:05:20,159 --> 01:05:21,599 Treat them better because they're Spanish? 950 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,480 No, I'm a bastard to everyone. 951 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,920 I want to test them. 952 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,079 I want a partner I can trust. 953 01:05:27,159 --> 01:05:31,159 I don't give a shit whether you're an Arab, Catalan or Spanish. 954 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,639 -Valero, please -You're the prejudiced one. 955 01:05:33,719 --> 01:05:36,599 Just say what you fucking think for once! 956 01:05:36,679 --> 01:05:38,800 You're a bastard! A liar! 957 01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,039 I don't like you, and I say it. 958 01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,440 Enter your exit code. 959 01:06:54,119 --> 01:06:56,440 -Hi, Nuria. -Hi, how are things? 960 01:06:56,519 --> 01:06:58,159 Not too bad. 961 01:06:58,239 --> 01:06:59,800 -Evening. -Evening. 962 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,239 -What's up, Pep? -Hi. 963 01:07:02,639 --> 01:07:03,960 What's that? 964 01:07:04,039 --> 01:07:06,119 My suit for the wedding tomorrow. 965 01:07:06,199 --> 01:07:08,599 The other one wasn't happening. 966 01:07:08,679 --> 01:07:09,719 Right... 967 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,360 -It wasn't to be. -Too small, was it? 968 01:07:13,639 --> 01:07:15,519 I told you. 969 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,599 I'm knackered. 970 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,039 Really? 971 01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:23,239 How come? 972 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,840 The hotshot left me in the lurch. 973 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:32,519 You've put him under a lot of strain and... It's over, right? 974 01:07:33,039 --> 01:07:34,800 He said enough. 975 01:07:35,679 --> 01:07:37,880 I told you he wasn't fit. 976 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,960 He wasn't my partner. 977 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,800 You need more psychology. You're too rough on people. 978 01:07:44,119 --> 01:07:46,480 You come out with something. Spontaneously. 979 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,880 And bam. They're off. 980 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:51,320 Am I wrong? 981 01:07:52,199 --> 01:07:54,119 I know how it is. 982 01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:57,039 Oh, I know. 983 01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:00,599 You just can't help it. 984 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,639 -Did I treat you badly? -No. 985 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,519 You don't realise it, bam. 986 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,880 Good evening. 987 01:08:24,199 --> 01:08:26,238 -Do you want a flower, Sir? -No, no. 988 01:08:26,318 --> 01:08:30,238 -Hello, do you want... -No, no, thanks. 989 01:08:51,719 --> 01:08:54,559 Do you have any milk, Hamid? 990 01:08:54,639 --> 01:09:00,920 When we ask, you won't give us any, and now you're asking us. 991 01:09:01,279 --> 01:09:05,119 -I forgot to buy any. -It's a joke, sit down. 992 01:09:05,199 --> 01:09:09,398 I can't. I've got a Catalan exam tomorrow. 993 01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:11,359 Come on! You've already got a job. 994 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:15,078 Forget about your classes and sit with us. 995 01:09:17,639 --> 01:09:20,359 Come on, sit down. What's wrong? 996 01:09:24,078 --> 01:09:27,000 There's no job anymore. 997 01:09:27,078 --> 01:09:29,880 Why? What happened? 998 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,800 I had a row with the foreman. It's over. 999 01:09:37,238 --> 01:09:41,039 -You got in a fight with him? -It's over, I'm tired of it. 1000 01:09:41,119 --> 01:09:42,880 -Putting up with it? -I can't take any more. 1001 01:09:44,398 --> 01:09:50,158 Don't worry. Hang out with us, enjoy yourself. 1002 01:09:50,238 --> 01:09:56,119 That moustache you grew for your job looks good on you. 1003 01:09:56,199 --> 01:09:58,000 You bastard. 1004 01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:00,719 It suits you. 1005 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,439 You're the spit of Alhou Aka. 1006 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,639 All that's missing is the joint! 1007 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:08,880 Want us to make you one? 1008 01:10:11,239 --> 01:10:12,960 I need one. 1009 01:10:13,039 --> 01:10:17,000 -Tell me who did it to you. -Ha Trbouch. 1010 01:10:19,478 --> 01:10:22,960 You're taking the piss. You like my moustache? 1011 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,239 An Alhou Aka moustache. 1012 01:10:32,079 --> 01:10:35,159 Watch the match, it'll do you good. 1013 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,439 Thank God that week's over. 1014 01:10:46,478 --> 01:10:49,359 What a week you've put us through. 1015 01:10:50,119 --> 01:10:53,279 We've all had to have a lot of patience. 1016 01:10:53,359 --> 01:10:55,119 Between the diet... 1017 01:10:56,639 --> 01:10:58,439 ...Pep leaving... 1018 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,159 You've been in a foul mood. 1019 01:11:07,079 --> 01:11:09,719 I don't know why Moha hasn't left. 1020 01:11:10,639 --> 01:11:13,318 He's got the patience of a saint. 1021 01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:17,039 Because he's put up with a lot. 1022 01:11:21,039 --> 01:11:23,639 But anyway. It's all over. 1023 01:11:25,359 --> 01:11:28,199 And we're off to the wedding, and look how handsome you are. 1024 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:30,840 Give me a spin so I can look at you. 1025 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:32,880 Fantastic. 1026 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,920 We're going to shake our tail feathers. 1027 01:11:35,239 --> 01:11:38,079 I'm going to iron my dress. 1028 01:11:45,398 --> 01:11:47,159 What a load of shit. 1029 01:12:22,079 --> 01:12:23,000 Pep! 1030 01:12:23,318 --> 01:12:24,600 I'm coming. 1031 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,600 I'm going to bed. 1032 01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:59,478 I don't know my neighbours even though they're close by. 1033 01:13:00,398 --> 01:13:03,000 There's only a wall between us. 1034 01:13:04,639 --> 01:13:07,800 But we're connected in the same network. 1035 01:13:11,398 --> 01:13:15,478 Of water, electricity, gas, the telephone. 1036 01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:23,359 Our building is connected to others and our city to other cities. 1037 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:27,000 And the continents are connected too. 1038 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:33,239 Even so, we are still alone. 1039 01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:40,680 SATURDAY 1040 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,359 -Are you already dressed? -Yes, I'm dressed. 1041 01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:39,800 It's not for two hours, look at the state of me. 1042 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,159 Well, I'm dressed. 1043 01:14:41,478 --> 01:14:42,520 Listen. 1044 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:44,880 I'm going out. 1045 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:46,439 -Is something wrong? -No. 1046 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,680 -I'm just going out for a minute. -OK. 1047 01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,680 -OK, see you. -See you. 1048 01:15:30,039 --> 01:15:31,800 -Hi. -Hi. 1049 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:37,039 -Who is this, Hamid? -Your guess is as good as mine. 1050 01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:39,800 Ask him. 1051 01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:41,639 What's your name? 1052 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:43,119 Valero. 1053 01:15:44,359 --> 01:15:46,199 What kind of name is that? 1054 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:48,680 -Valerio? -No, Valero. 1055 01:15:49,039 --> 01:15:50,199 Valero? 1056 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,960 -Where are you from? -Barcelona. 1057 01:15:54,039 --> 01:15:56,000 Ah, from Barcelona. 1058 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,318 What do you do? 1059 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:01,279 -I'm a plumber. -A plumber. 1060 01:16:01,359 --> 01:16:05,359 Have you done a course or are you just an odd-job man? 1061 01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:07,279 No. I've studied. 1062 01:16:07,359 --> 01:16:08,800 Who knows... 1063 01:16:10,239 --> 01:16:13,880 He probably just does odd jobs. 1064 01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:19,520 -Are you married? -Yes. 1065 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,398 -Do you have children? -A daughter. 1066 01:16:21,478 --> 01:16:22,559 Ah, a daughter. 1067 01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:28,719 -Has his wife kicked him out? -He looks like he's going to a funeral. 1068 01:16:29,039 --> 01:16:34,239 He thinks we're going to eat him, or rob him, or take that envelope. 1069 01:16:34,318 --> 01:16:37,719 He's puffing like a snake. 1070 01:16:38,279 --> 01:16:42,920 With that belly and his glasses... 1071 01:16:47,239 --> 01:16:49,279 ...he reminds me of a Pokémon. 1072 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,478 I'm telling you. 1073 01:16:56,239 --> 01:16:59,119 Well, that's his boss. 1074 01:17:01,039 --> 01:17:02,960 A little respect, guys. 1075 01:17:03,039 --> 01:17:05,760 What did we do? 1076 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,279 -Would you like some? -OK. 1077 01:17:25,119 --> 01:17:26,559 Feel at home. 1078 01:17:28,239 --> 01:17:29,398 Here. 1079 01:17:41,359 --> 01:17:44,239 Let's see what you've got there. 1080 01:17:44,318 --> 01:17:46,159 Let's see. 1081 01:17:50,039 --> 01:17:51,960 It's Van Damme with no muscles. 1082 01:17:52,039 --> 01:17:54,600 I swear it's Van Damme with no muscles. 1083 01:17:55,398 --> 01:17:57,359 Take it, have a look. 1084 01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,199 He thinks so too. 1085 01:18:00,279 --> 01:18:02,478 Look how he's holding the drill. 1086 01:18:04,719 --> 01:18:06,398 Look at that... 1087 01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:10,439 -Like a model. -He's going to be a model! 1088 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:14,760 -I think this is Photoshop. -Photoshop? You wish. 1089 01:18:34,159 --> 01:18:36,318 You need to eat more, you're not strong enough. 1090 01:18:36,639 --> 01:18:38,719 Chickpeas, paellas, good stuff. 1091 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,000 -I eat things you don't. -Couscous. 1092 01:18:41,079 --> 01:18:44,000 You eat couscous. That stuff's so sticky. 1093 01:18:44,079 --> 01:18:45,800 You get a spoonful, and it's like this. 1094 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,478 Is that all you know? Couscous? 1095 01:18:49,559 --> 01:18:52,520 You're comparing food from your country with mine? 1096 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,318 A paella, good God. 1097 01:18:54,398 --> 01:18:56,840 -Paella? -No comparison, son. 1098 01:18:58,199 --> 01:19:00,398 You're taking your time, aren't you? 1099 01:19:01,359 --> 01:19:03,760 -I've loosened it already. -To fix a drain. 1100 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,639 -Do it yourself if you like. -At this rate we won't get paid. 1101 01:19:06,719 --> 01:19:07,920 My God.